Ramblings of a diva

Here's a little story, set when Harry is about...three..maybe older, just young enough that he can't really remember Petunia saying/doing this for him.

~Motherly Instincts

Vernon Dursley drug a kicking young boy, who could have been no older than three, maybe four. The boys black hair flung about, untidy and long, his green eyes blazing with terror as his glasses clattered to the floor. Hoisting him up a little more, for the young boy had gone limp to allow his feet to drag, the red face man continued to argue with his ever-persistent wife.


“Vernon, darling, must we really put him...there now? He’s only a baby” The tall, slender woman quickly shut her own sons door, watching with a sad expression her husband drag their nephew to his new bedroom, if you could even call it so.


“Shut up Petunia, he doesn’t sleep in a crib anymore, making him not a baby” Snapped her husband with bitter he had not intended for his wife, but non the less stung her with his words.


The words, "He’s only a baby", threatened to dangerously plunge themselves from her lips again, but she held back, bitterly pushing away naturally motherly instincts for the own good of her...family.

Writing some x-mas Min/Hagrid fluff, should be up soon :D Also maybe some Molly/Arthur smexyness...Blah

“I’m here to play with your morning wood Severus” Minerva says briskly with a devious smile, straddling Severus’ hips and pushing him back slowly against the lush warm sheets of his bed.

A light smile creases the man’s lips, ebony hues sparkling with a hidden mystery, “Excellent”

~~~~

“I am here to play with your morning wood Draco” Hermione says briskly with a devious smile, straddling Draco’s hips and pushing him back slowly against the lush warm sheets of his bed.

A light smile creases the boy’s lips, grey hues sparkling with a hidden mystery, “Excellent”

O_O Okay, so I got in the adventures team! School starts tomarrow and I am like, totally mother fucking freaking out! Well, okay, not really but everyone else is xD So I found out I can do a good impression of the scary mom off Corpse Bride. Which my friends totally dig. Speaking of friends. Today I planned to stay in my Pj's all day to mark the last day of summer. Well, around six, I was sitting by my window, in my pj's, typing away on my computer, when suddenly someone smacks their hand against the window and calls out my name. Startled, I looked around then at the window to see my friends outside waiting for me. So I invited them in, they had drinks while I got ready. I wore my lestat shirt with the awesome frills and we all went to the park... What a summer T_T

Wrote a short little story, here it is.



“MINERVA GET THIS THING OFF ME THIS INSTANT!” growled an aggravated Snape, dressed from head to toe in a bumblebee costume. Looking up from her desk, Minerva blinked before biting her lip for a moment, then bursting out with howling laughter. Growling Snape tapped his foot, crossing his arms across his chest, his plastic insect wings swaying from side to side, and the large antennas hanging down to tickle his face.

“Good heavens Severus, who did this to you?” Minerva asked circling him once and giving his bumblebee wings a playful tug.

“A student, students, a couple of yours I think” Grumbled Severus, cheeks a light red from embarrassment, “Sticking charm, and they’ve stolen my wand” Bitterly he glared at her, while she just beamed right back.

“Is that so?” She inquired draping her arms over his shoulders and smirking slyly at him. “Sweet little bumblebee I know what you want from me” McGonagall teased giving his nose a little kiss.

“Just get it off,” Snape said angrily, scowling sourly at the teasing transfiguration professor.

“Oh but why Severus?” cocking up a brow McGonagall winked her left eye, “You look positively adorable, and Albus would love to see this.”

The color drained from Severus cheeks as he shook his head sharply, “Please, just get it off, now!”

Throwing her hands up in defense Minerva chuckled, “Fine, if you say so.” Drawing her wand Minerva gave a little flick and the Bumblebee costume disappeared, along with any garments beneath it. “There you go bumblebee it’s off”

Snape smirked slyly, much to McGonagall’s confusion and grasped her sharply drawing her chest against his and crushing her lips with a hungry kiss. “Sweet little bumblebee, more than just a fantasy”

AN [ The sweet little bumblebee thing is from a song, which can be heard ----> http://content.bolt.com/uploads2/audio/streams/6/8/1/6/5/2/681652/music/1145176851112.mp3

So it's August now... School starts the ninth, and I am in eighth grade. I think I have to go get my schedule tomorrow because I waited to late today. I wonder what team I am in. I really don't care as long as I am not in the effing Stars team. Oh...sorry, you may not understand this team business. Well... At my middle school, it is seventh and eighth grade. And the students are divided into teams. Two seventh grade teams, Survivors and Explorers, two eighth grade teams, dream and adventures, and one seventh/eighth grade team Stars. It's similar to the houses in hogwarts except I think you get placed according to schedule/intelligence. Stars is for really smart seventh graders, and I was in that team last year, I hope not again this year due to the fact I hate all the teachers... But unlike the hogwarts houses, you get a different team from you seventh grade when you are in eighth grade, unless of course you get in Stars both times. But since I am in band, I play first chair trumpet, I most likely wont be in Stars due to my schedule. I have to go clothes shopping this weekend also, oh what fun.

I am covered in rabbit hair, because I had to take my stupid rabbit outside and it is shedding like a maniac! Saying I hate the thing would be an understatement! Well, drew some more chibi's but turns out my computer wont work with my old scanner so I need to get a new one if I want to start posting more of my crappy fan art on here! Well, better go before I say something I'll regret later.

I officially love Meryl Streep. Seeing The Devil Wears Prada has really made me realize how wonderful of an actress she actually is! It was amazing. She is a wonderful actress, and so beautiful, it's amazing. Loving the white/grey hair she had, looked like Cruella Devil! To bad her costar was a shitty actress. I despise Anne Hathaway, the little tart. ~Shudders~ Poor Meryl, having to work with that wannabe. Some people say Meryl Streep is the best actress ever. She has been in like gookookles of movies... It's amazing really! Well, off to draw :D

I have set a record! I stayed up, all the way till 11...am! I slept till about five but I still stayed up till 11. My parents keep telling me I need to stop doing that because school is starting soon. But when do I ever listen to them? Sometimes...but not on this. I added about ten thousand people to my friends list, quite a feat, I've needed to create a livejournal for quite some time now... Xanga just never let me get around to it.

Hmm, so well last night, or should I say this morning, was eventful. I got my lazy ass off the computer for about an hour or two around 6 am and drew some fan art. I made some attempts at chibi's that turned out semi-good. A very good continuation of the fan art I posted earlier with a pissed Minerva saying, "Doesn't anyone knock anymore?!" and a small chibi Snape fleeing from her with arms in the air saying "ZOMGWTFBBQOMG!" Which I thought at first was slightly excessive but...eh what the hell.

Also, made a cute little chibi Minnie hugging a chibi Albus and a chibi Snape all jealous with stubble saying, "IT'S THE BEARD ISN'T IT?! God, fricking Santa wannabe!" And another of Sev tackling an unexpected chibi Minnie.

I have recently discovered the fact that I do not dream much. Every once in awhile is all, but I don't dream regularly. Maybe I get all my imagination out during the day as I slave over miscellaneous fanfictions and fanarts, mostly containing SS/MM, AD/MM and RS/HG pairings, but I read...some others also.

One last thing before I am forced to go and have a night out with my parents. I read a CatHarry/CatMcGonagall fanfic where Cat harry raped a Cat McG when she was in heat and she got effing pregnant O_O I was like, OMGWTF?! But it was good

Ah, so my first fanart, my scanner isn't hooked up so it's just a crappy picture from my stupid phone, I think you can semi-tell what it is though...



Also, how do I link it so you have to click the linky thing? e_e? I'm new, have pity!

Hello everyone, I'm Hatterkazoo, a 13 year old potter fan who has no real life and loves Severus/Minerva shipping. Let's see, I hope to get lots of friends and post some stories/art and such. Please bear with me I can ramble often. Currently, I am in a slightly restless angry mood. The person I was roleplaying with just left Aim without telling me, and has been gone for about ~Checks~ half an hour now! Rude no? Well, I just learned my photo is on the net, which is...dreadful. Lumos is going on, too bad I can't go. I hope to next year! For the opening of the Fifth movie my friends and I are dressing up as characters. I myself will be a Mrs. Molly Weasley >D